1987 Pink tile bathroom. Vanity lights blazing like a Broadway dressing room. She didn’t just get a perm. She made a decision. Towel off. Volume activated. Aqua Net standing by like a loyal accomplice. And then “Express Yourself” by Madonna starts playing. Suddenly this isn’t just hairspray and hot rollers. It’s a manifesto. The 80s had this fearless energy — this belief that you could walk into a room with bigger hair, brighter blush, louder earrings… and that was enough. No apology. No underst